Manhattan clam chowder? Why not just put motor oil on some lima beans.

I never fully appreciated the importance of a dress-up party, cooking for yourself or making time to go out with friends until I saw Eric Vandermay in action. He was literally the guy with the lampshade on his head. Everyone needs that person. He was much more than that to be sure, but that's what made his lampshade-wearing special and sincere. Here's to you, man. No more diet pop, ever. And no more staying home on Friday night.

shiveley